Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Ultimate Toilet for Troubled Butt Wipers

Ultimate Solution ComfortSeat (SCS-5000)Have trouble wiping your butt? Or maybe you're just lazy, or think it's unsanitary. Whichever the reason, the Ultimate Solution ComfortSeat (SCS-5000) can help you conquer your worse toilet nightmares. It's a special kind of toilet seat that cleans your butt with the touch of a button. That's right folks: a self-cleaning nozzle extends from the bowl and washes your butt with a sweeping motion. Best of all, the wash motion, nozzle position, water pressure, and water temperature are all adjustable. Because, well, we only deserve the best when it comes to the potty, right?


The SCS-5000 works with the included remote, which is attached to the side of the toilet seat. It's color-coded, making it easy to remember which button does what, such as pink for front wash and yellow for air dry. The system is so advanced that it even remembers your preferred settings. For instance, after a good pee, you might like a nice, frontal wash with low water pressure.

The ComfortSeat also features a heated soft-closing seat, a user sensor (so that you don't get accidentally sprayed if you're not sitting on the toilet), a warm air dryer, an automatic energy-saver mode, and an antibacterial plastic construction.

Just for the ladies, the SCS-5000 has a rear and feminine frontal wash that features a back-and-forth sweeping motion for, according to the site, a "wider and more effective cleaning."

You can get all of this loo luxury for $1,099.95. Make sure you select either an elongated or round toilet seat style.


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